WHERE?: Altice Arena, Lisbon, Portugal
Fan theories would have it that this is the more difficult of the two semis but we’re not so sure. This is where our favourite sings (Finland’s Saara Aalto pictured above) and the UK votes.
- Who’s through and who’s on the 1st plane out of Lisbon? Read on for our semi 1 predictions
Rehearsals start 29/4 and we’ll update our predictions to reflect them as they progress. Read on for our thoughts on the 19 entries vying for 10 final slots.
- AZERBAIJAN Aisel X My Heart PREDICTION: Qualifier
Terrific contemporary pop from a country that often punches above its weight in Eurovision. Rhymes ‘firewalls’ with ‘cannonballs’. Swedish lyricist Sandra Bjurman co-wrote the Azeri entry Running Scared which won in 2011.
2. ICELAND Ari Olafsson Our Choice
The song sounds like it could have been written for any TV singing talent show winner over the last decade. Which is to say that while it is cliched, it does have a certain rousing and anthemic charm. Generic enough to be a borderline qualifier if only Ari wasn’t quite so rabbit-in-the-headlights. Iceland’s choice perhaps but not ours.
3. ALBANIA Eugent Bushpepa Mall
The title means Yearning and this tattooed rocker gives his all to a song in his native tongue which could struggle.
4. BELGIUM Sennek A Matter Of Time PREDICTION: Qualifier
Sounding a little like a James Bond theme, this is a bit too dark for us but we think this is classy enough for juries to go for and could well find its audience also in the public vote. We can see Belgium’s relatively recent run of Eurovision success continuing with this.
5. CZECH REPUBLIC Mikolas Josef Lie To Me PREDICTION: Qualifier
A pleasant surprise from a country which often doesn’t do well at Eurovision. This reminds of last year’s Moldovan surprise success and while it’s a strong song that should grace the final, its success there will depend much upon Mikolas’s charisma and vocal.
6. LITHUANIA Ieva Zasimauskaitė When We’re Old
Delicate yet forgettable middle-of-the-road plodder with a worthy lyric.
7. ISRAEL Netta Toy PREDICTION: Qualifier
Hard to believe that this is the favourite in the betting because it’s a quite bonkers song although its female empowerment message is bang on trend. Netta’s proved she can sing live too in the selection process and her Beth Ditto look adds to its considerable quirky charms. We’re unsure whether the chicken clucking sounds help.
8. BELARUS Alekseev Forever PREDICTION: Qualifier
The only-in-Eurovision conundrum of a terrific song with bags of potential murdered by a struggling singer in the only live clip we’ve seen of this song. Perhaps it’s a tough one to perform well? Everything crossed that Alekseev gives it the performance it merits on the night.
9. ESTONIA Elina Nechayeva La Forza PREDICTION: Qualifier
We’re no fans of popera, as barely anyone calls it, and the popularity of this with fans and bookies evades us. If she can reproduce the recorded vocal live, it will impress the juries but songs in this style are notorious for crashing and burning in the final.
10. BULGARIA Equinox Bodies PREDICTION: Qualifier
A country many feel should do well after placing 4th in 2016 and runner-up last year. This is folksy but forgettable fare that’s a little too lyrically macabre for us.
11. MACEDONIA Eye Cue Lost and Found PREDICTION: Qualifier
Reggae is a style for which Eurovision is not especially renowned but is here in spades. A curious package but one which we can see people enjoying and voting for. This could be a surprise qualifier for the final but at whose expense?
12. CROATIA Franka Crazy
Amy Winehouse before she plundered Motown.
13. AUSTRIA Cesar Sampson Nobody But You
Sounding like a Sam Smith B-side and too middle-of-the-road for our tastes.
14. GREECE Gianna Terzi Oneiro Mou
Let there be drums! And to what these ears sound like bagpipes. A country which can normally be relied upon to send a dance floor banger has gone downbeat and ethno this year. It’s pleasant but whether it will inspire voters in countries other than Cyprus is questionable.
15. FINLAND Saara Aalto Monsters PREDICTION: Qualifier
Finland’s entry is a contender for our favourite song of the year so far. It’s Sia goes Zara Larsson. The performance at selection show UMK18 (see above), choreographed by Brian Friedman was very ITV does Lady Gaga. The fact that the UK votes in this heat and Aalto was runner-up in 2016’s UK X Factor should help no end.
16. ARMENIA Sevak Khanagyan Qami
Wind is the unfortunate title of this moody number and perhaps the most entertaining thing about it.
17. SWITZERLAND Zibbz Stones
Not one of the bookies’ favourites but this is catchy in an Amy Winehouse Back To Black-type way. Unsure it’s enough though.
18. IRELAND Ryan O’Shaughnessy Together
The heartwarming and gay-friendly video, which allegedly annoyed Russia, really is the most interesting thing about this inoffensive guitar strumathon which may struggle to qualify but should notch up a few points from its neighbours in the UK who vote here.
19. CYPRUS Eleni Foureira Fuego PREDICTION: Qualifier
We’ve listened to these songs a lot since their selection and this is certainly one of the poppiest. Not especially cutting edge, it’s everything one expects and wants from an uptempo Cypriot or Greek entry. We really need to see this live however before we can be certain it’s a shoo-in for the final.
- Picture via Facebook courtesy Saara Aalto. Link to watch here. Semi 2 predictions here and final predictions here. Are our predictions way off? Let us know why in the comments below.
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